I hung out with Bobby Flay and Marcus Samuelsson this week. They're still coming in second and third to you, homes. Happy Friday.
dear benhux,
camping. y/n?
forever yours,
satanic bitch
camping. y/n?
forever yours,
satanic bitch
there are sides of you i consider myself very lucky to know about. some of them are not even decent.
I just watched the episode of bob's burgers where Bob's nag puns basically just slayed me. "what's that, Nagatha Christie?"
I'm not sure why, but it made me think of you. Also, Below Deck: Mediterranean. Everyone is batshit crazy and Ben the chef is holding it down. Coincidence? I think not.
I'm not sure why, but it made me think of you. Also, Below Deck: Mediterranean. Everyone is batshit crazy and Ben the chef is holding it down. Coincidence? I think not.
hey sexy man with the delicious food, may i have a custom?
how the fuck do i not have a custom from you. can we change that pretty please?
I was going to ask for a custom but really...I feel like everyone can both relate and appreciate this:


For your next camping adventure, the vagina sleeve's got you covered (http://i.imgur.com/SvUQTNU.jpg)
Happy Father's Day, Old man. Love to little Z, too.
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