benhux | the future ain't what it used to be, newamsterdam

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Mean murderin mermaids, sandollar bra and all

holla for a sandollar~

Drowning bitches undah da sea

that's how the real little mermaid story went down.

Ursula wasn't a recluse, she was a mob boss

now you're getting it. Flotsam and Jetsam were her henchmen. hencheels? You know what I mean.

I've been trying to tell this side of the story since I was in pull ups.

pen to paper, stat. I need a story to read.

And get busted for copyright? I'm no conchshell. This is a purely oral story

I'll make the necessary arrangements since I now need this story in my life as soon as possible.

I'll go Yakuza style, etch it to flesh

well, that'll just make all the ladies swoon.

"You into tentacles?"

what a segue.

Got a rocket in my pocket and calamari on my chesticles

amused and hungry now.

Wonder where you could laughs and food...

Dave n busters?

the kid casino?

With a beer fountain. These trix ain't for kids

how have I never seen that?!

You was looking with your eyes closed chile

sigh, the things I've missed.

#Woke

#WokeAF

#Wokemeupbeforeyougogo

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