I hung out with Bobby Flay and Marcus Samuelsson this week. They're still coming in second and third to you, homes. Happy Friday.
I beat Bobby Flay and all I got was this t-shirt about scalping gingers.
dear benhux,
camping. y/n?
forever yours,
satanic bitch
camping. y/n?
forever yours,
satanic bitch
there are sides of you i consider myself very lucky to know about. some of them are not even decent.
Whatever cookies you're getting for laying this cheeky trap I want half.
I just watched the episode of bob's burgers where Bob's nag puns basically just slayed me. "what's that, Nagatha Christie?"
I'm not sure why, but it made me think of you. Also, Below Deck: Mediterranean. Everyone is batshit crazy and Ben the chef is holding it down. Coincidence? I think not.
I'm not sure why, but it made me think of you. Also, Below Deck: Mediterranean. Everyone is batshit crazy and Ben the chef is holding it down. Coincidence? I think not.
Who said it first. That's the real question.
Bens on a boat: a new series
Bens on a boat: a new series
“[The M-D] brings back the joy of anticipation of waiting to see how our pictures turned out.”
My toes curled at that. And fuck Finding Forrester is a damn good movie.
My toes curled at that. And fuck Finding Forrester is a damn good movie.
hey sexy man with the delicious food, may i have a custom?
Has anyone ever told you flattery will get you nowhere?
I gotta say I haven't listened much, you got a rec?
how the fuck do i not have a custom from you. can we change that pretty please?
I was going to ask for a custom but really...I feel like everyone can both relate and appreciate this:


Once you learn to use a squeegee bottle you're made.
Don't you already have a Custom?
Don't you already have a Custom?
For your next camping adventure, the vagina sleeve's got you covered (http://i.imgur.com/SvUQTNU.jpg)
Next time I crash a party. This is my mode of arrival. "Birthed is he"
Happy Father's Day, Old man. Love to little Z, too.
For a ribeye that is some filet tres mignon.
You're a doll, C.
You're a doll, C.
Whoop Ti To Yo. Picard and Me are going duets
http://www.theonion.com/article/we-get-food-and-then-we-eat-food-until-all-food-go-53191
this is our way. would've gotten back to you sooner but i had eating to do.
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